Lyonel Vincent

Vendeur d'enclumes au porte-à-porte

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

It seems that the main qualification for high office in the UK these days is shamelessness

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

For Halloween, some extra spooky two-word horror stories:

Mini Budget
Energy bill
Smart meter
Knock knock
Introduce yourself
Quick word
Missed bin
Tax return
New voicemail
No milk
Unknown number
Face time
Fancy dress
Cold tea
Unexpected guest
Ice breaker
Group hug
Smashed mug

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

This January is Januarying hard.

[💙🤍❤ Sarah-Jeanne de Kerm 💙🤍❤ @Rasah13]

Le photographe Mikhail Kalinin a immortalisé cette mésange bleue qui chante, le froid a rendu son chant visible.

[Le Journal de l’Elysée ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈᶦᵉ @JournalElysee]

🔴 COVID-19 : Emmanuel Macron aurait regardé l’intégralité des épisodes de la série « Il était une fois... la Vie. »

« Le chef de l’État a acquis tellement de compétences qu’il peut désormais se passer des scientifiques. » indique un proche.

[Dan David Prize @DanDavidPrize]

Congratulations to Dr. Anthony Fauci, global leader in research and control of infectious diseases and Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases @NIAIDNews and Public Health hero, for being awarded the 2021 @DanDavidPrize in Public Health @TelAvivUni

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

NEW: President Biden signs executive order to outlaw Zoom meetings that could’ve just been emails.

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Can’t believe Joe’s getting sworn in on a Cheesecake Factory menu

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Full statement from the American Federation of Teachers on the resignation of Betsy DeVos:

"Good riddance."

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Antarctica, the confusing continent.

[Xavier Gorce @XavierGorce]

Report de fêtes
https://t.co/G44TdnqlhL

[Paul Blaque @PaulBlaque1]

Et si on avait tout faux depuis le début ? Et s’il avait décidé de se venger ? #Imagine...

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Joe Biden has won this election so many times he is now the 67th president of the United States.