Alyssa Richardson

Tattoo Artist @ Lucky’s Tattoo Studio.

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

All over the place 🥴

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

If you reheat broccoli and pork chops in a shared microwave at work before 10am, you need to be put down.

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

@Skoog Oh so you were sad sad

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

@tieyershoes Wait....what happens if you do???

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

@tieyershoes 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

Dunks forgot the espresso in my latte....I paid $4 for warm flavored milk.....

[The NWO Podcast® @TheNWOPodcast]

Manager handing out free shots!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This baby’s name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiid @podfathersshow (via ig:B_rookie29)

https://t.co/u00RPlBpA9

[Peyton 🌞 @peytmiller]

Some of you have never miserably shucked corn with your siblings on the porch, and it shows

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

He said “ say less”

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

@goob_zoob 😂 I’m not surprised. Her poor parents

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Co-pilot: you need to let the passengers know but keep them calm

Me *presses intercom* how fun is swimming?!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

My biggest problem with my landlord is that he refuses to fix the hot water/ cold water. My toilet water shouldn’t be steaming.

[Alyssa Richardson @lys_richardson]

Biggest lesson I’ve learn that’s recently been solidified:
IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD.