I should be writing this. I have the best pitch. The year is 2006, we’re in Mobile, Alabama. We begin with real news footage….”If y’all seen the Leprechaun say yeahhhh.”
just realized Chicago's MLS team is called the "Chicago Fire." ya know, their biggest disaster.
that would be like if New York had a team called the "New York Jets"...
There are 12 guys within 2 shots of the lead.
Now cut to a 3 minute commercial, then show Rory’s entire walk from 18 to scoring. Show 0 golf shots during this time
"Diego Pavia here!"
"You might remember me from finishing 2nd in the Heisman Trophy voting last year..."
"Now I'm ready to finish putting YOU in a new Chevy Tahoe at Pavia Chevrolet right here in Albuquerque!!"