Alexis Grant

Solving problems for money by day, masquerading as a responsible adult by night. Also: my cat.

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

I'm taking the day off from work tomorrow, so of course tonight I decided to write some JavaScript to make a silly Internet thing my friends were passing around interactive and up the hilarity.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Imagine the #ZUCKERBURG hearing was in Glasgow

#ZUCKERBURG #janeygodleyvoiceover

[Papertrail @papertrailapp]

⚡️ Search faster than ever with Lightning Search
📈 Quickly visualize log volume with Log Velocity Analytics

https://t.co/8sKPKlji37

Coming soon to a browser near you.

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@SlackHQ The 500 errors on the status page aren't much better...

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@slackhq Guise srsly

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

I made a silly code thing for fun and testing! https://t.co/Fk2Ac1QOEX

[Papertrail @papertrailapp]

Ever wanted to quickly spot inactive log senders? New dashboard traffic lights make that possible: https://t.co/9GB5saYLDg

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@andersem Points for effort!

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@lyzidiamond Try again with the mission hashtag correctly spelled :) #spy30

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@Marisheba_ Hey Erin try again with #document (gotta get the hashtag right!)

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@andersem @anomalily If @anomalily is 2nd, who's first?!

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

Hey @SlackHQ - what's up with the "top search results"? Can they go away? I keep marking them not useful - usually I want the most recent.

[Megan Manley PA-C @tornadogrrrl]

"will stand by cheerfully, smugly, while they enact a system that leads to 14-year-old girls drinking rat poison."
https://t.co/Cial6yRb1G

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

It is no longer 🔥 💩 outside and this is amazing.

[Megan Manley PA-C @tornadogrrrl]

PDX please keep an eye out for my bike. It had bright red fenders, a rack and back basket, and a phone mount on the handlebars. https://t.co/Xn26tj9WmH

[Michael Andersen @andersem]

Hmm, I wonder why @trimet bus ridership has been falling in a prosperous and densifying city. https://t.co/X7p40KsxqD @portland_bus

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@jasonrclark Nice! Wish I'd been there. Good failure is a favorite of supporties 😄

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@ohwitchplease Just listened to the new episode, I'm so glad you're back!

[Alexis Grant @lyspeth]

@rhonabwy 🍒

[Jordan Bates @_jordan_bates]

rt if you're a self-aware flesh-covered skeleton searching for meaning and contentment on a floating rock in a strange void