✿Alyssa Porter✿

I couldn't tell you honey, I don't know

[kate @KATYw3bb]

IG dm:
“Hey girly! Love your pics!!! Would you be interested in trying my...”
Me:

[✿Alyssa Porter✿ @lyssa__rosee]

@riggypiggy1106 is there something you left out or did this just not make sense to me

[manny r. @mannyrr01]

Jordyn when Kylie kicks her out of her house

[emi @e_luzive]

“you can’t even dance to Fleetwood Mac”
me, an intellectual:

[cadyn @CadynAlexis]

I wish there was a way to make Siri sound like Schmidt from New Girl

[yourgirlchuck @yourgirlchuck]

Me toooooo my dream

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke

[javeigh @javeigh]

Why do paintings of people centuries ago never show pimples? Ur telling me these people who drank shit water and took baths 2x a decade had clear skin?

[✿Alyssa Porter✿ @lyssa__rosee]

@chardennz @riggypiggy1106 @ashleighhporter

[Vale @hell0rie]

OMG EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭

[Khaleesi ✨ @TheDejaKing]

Just to put this in perspective....

In 1975 the minimum wage was $2.10/hr.

Today, while minimum wage is now about 3x higher, the cost of just one year of school is now 164x more expensive than the price in this picture.

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

And who could forget this

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Me playing another fortnite match after dying within the first two minutes for the 50th time

[ki @okxcool]

ABBA is the sun and Fleetwood Mac is the moon

[issy @issyazalea]

why do mums always tell u stuff then say “don’t go posting anything on facebook” hun i haven’t posted anything since 2002 i highly doubt my comeback post is gonna be surrounding Sandra’s divorce