Alyssa Applegate

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[Alyssa Applegate @lyssapps]

.@GregAbbott_TX Melissa Lucio is scheduled to be executed on April 27 for a crime that never occurred. Please grant Ms. Lucio clemency and prevent an irreversible injustice. #SaveMelissaLucio https://t.co/dbi0WO5cz1

[PFF @PFF]

Highest-graded TEs by season since 2017 🔥

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Get your fucking ass up and make quirky teen romcoms.. it’s like nobody wants to make quirky teen romcoms anymore

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

When you fail Wordle and it finally reveals the answer:

[James @CaucasianJames]

8 months later. never a doubt

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Easy answer

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

You come at the king... 💜

[GravyOnPotatoes💦🥩🌭🥣 @GravyOnPotatoes]

@ITYSL

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Justin Tucker just nailed a 66-YARD GAME WINNER. ON A DOINK.

OH MY GOODNESS.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

romcoms are like “HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military… SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person… They BOTH have flaws.”

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m about to OWN our government

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

the government after sending one $1200 check

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

https://t.co/6bQrOPh83Y

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just gonna say it. far too many seltzers on the market

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Bro really filmed this in front of his friends and not one of them was like “yo maybe don’t post that one”