Alyssa Clarkin

[• @Bentono10]

So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head

[Alyssa Clarkin @lyssclarkin]

Hi #socialad #adtechsf

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Ah, #flasback to 2014-- great year for #tinder, not so good for John though!! #notthatbig #thanksfortheheadsup

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Remembering why I started in the first place.

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@LIRR here's a thought... Get rid of the old ass trains currently struggling to get doors closed on... #lirrSUCKS #lateagain #figureitout

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I love you lmao https://t.co/bcSatv2sK2

[Alyssa Clarkin @lyssclarkin]

@LIRR is getting as snippy as a #highschool girl... #longislandfailroad https://t.co/Hm77U9YxKl

[LIRR @LIRR]

Have 1 w/b & 2 e/b cancellations due to signal trouble. Can't restore what was never suspended. https://t.co/q8BwC3zqKC

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You get it guurl! 😂🍰 #FiftyShadesOfBlack
#ShoboyShow @923amp @lyssclarkin @marlonwayans @elshoboy

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#drunkeyes #stillcutedoe

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Hey @LukeTheDuke_, you are one #awesome artist. Thanks for coming through to #cbsradio with #carsonandcane today!!

[Alyssa Clarkin @lyssclarkin]

@Evansweather where did you get your beautiful dogs?!? Love them and you!

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Clean up https://t.co/GtpF3cuH3l

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Paul bunion https://t.co/5DkeavZr96

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Scaring Emily https://t.co/VnQiNgybH7

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Bitch https://t.co/oROTA4Txff

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Mybitches https://t.co/DQiaa3mtyP

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Happy https://t.co/Q6HIO2XrEk