allyssa

what I lack in upper lip I make up for in self deprecating jokes

[KILO 🎱 @straddleyomind]

I want to be able to throw men through a sheet of drywall.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Lovee the idea of a gambling addiction… what a beautiful thing to have so much hope

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

showing a photo of a healthy guy to my doctor like i’d show the barber a picture of a haircut

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

whatever come talk to me when these aliens show hole

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i pray to god some dumb shit like “Tuesday” wont happen tomorrow

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

It’s his day

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl https://t.co/cFj5VqyacB

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

happy halloween

[ness @spiderburial]

you really can’t threaten to kill anyone on the internet anymore

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

what if van gogh came to those girls in a vision and said i really wanna try tomato soup pleaseeee

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

“joe biden is killing jobs and legalizing drugs” you’re not gonna believe this but i love drugs and i hate my job

[allyssa @lyssfame]

you let Loretta Lynn die 😠

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Get in, folks. We're building a better America: https://t.co/V9Mzpw8kB0

[Ren 🖤🏴‍☠️ @thatllbemybrand]

Imposter syndrome but that kind where you don’t believe you’re good enough to deserve to have imposter syndrome

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me after saying the meanest thing I can think of