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[bigmama @lyssiefowler]

@drpepper why have I never seen Strawberries & Cream zero sugar in a 20oz bottle? Please help a pregnant girl out this summer 🫩🥲

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[bigmama @lyssiefowler]

The Masked Singer is rigged

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume you've seen

[SLIME @Slimephase]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i'm the funny one not them

[brigitté🪽 @iamallthatis_]

when I say something’s going to happen and it actually happens

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

I hate my own attitude sometimes like girl please not today

[Mak @mak_aura]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job.

[• @yducknow]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Me after a rough day at work

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me smiling at you because i didn't hear anything you just said

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Me looking at the invisible camera when I gotta experience stupid shit

[: @_dxllz7]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[bigmama @lyssiefowler]

Cutest @packers fan I know 💛💚

[tara ♡. @iamtaranicolee]

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

[bigmama @lyssiefowler]

Me when Zach tries explaining sports betting