Alyssa

BEWARE: I'm a fuckin lunatic

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

Everytime someone I know passes away I see them that week, even if I haven't seen them in a long time.. It's weird.

[WWE SummerSlam @SummerSlam]

And finally, it's #TeamPCB! #SummerSlam #DivaRevolution @RealPaigeWWE @MsCharlotteWWE @BeckyLynchWWE http://t.co/RQAFtJEs0y

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@lilperuxo it happens to me all the time people are fucking stupid, I was NEVER a Rly skinny person I only gained 16 lbs since high school

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

If 1 more fucking person asks me if Im pregnant im Guna flip my shit. No I'm not pregnant. I like pizza, and chips, and sitting on my couch.

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

#GrowingUpWithMyName is like not growing up w my name because it is barely ever said correctly and I still answer....

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

You're being a bitch!!!!!!

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

Rosemary S. Chyz Obituary: View Rosemary Chyz's Obituary by Dignity Memorial https://t.co/7auYXiUlAX via @sharethis

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@ohhai_chelsea91 lmfao I had fun our photoshoot got weird real quick lmfao

[Chelseaaaa mariiieee @ohhai_chelsea91]

@lyssikorski I feel like a truck ran me over, but last night was so much fun. Weird af but so much fun!

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

If you lie for no reason it makes it look like you're lying for a reason.

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

People piss me the fuck off

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@Marissa_Naud n ugly

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

"And when your sock line comes out not only will I put them on my feet but I will wear 1on my cock and walk down 5thavenue" @LetTheLordBeWu

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

Look at what was in my @timehop! @funnyjokebook http://t.co/sDJsL0UYrG

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

“To break bread together,” a phrase as old as the Bible, captures the power of a meal to forge relationships, bury anger, provoke laughter.

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

My sisters breakfast (beets, carrots, other stuff juiced) vs my breakfast (BLT) you pick!

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@jay2_3 not sure yet

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@jay2_3 where is it have drinks at Clancys

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

@johnny_black24 come home

[Alyssa @lyssikorski]

Anyone got s metal dictator