alysssaaaa 🦋

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

due to personal reasons, i will be using a toaster as a bath bomb

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

"i'm never emo, except for like climate change" guess which friend

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

the dog nosed my dad’s butt & when he turned around roscoe was SMILING at him LMFAAAOOO

[jourdyn berry @JourdynBerry]

I dream about the day Steve Harvey just completely loses it on a family. We are close.

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

lmk why @rachaelbackus sent this to me saying “i thought of you” girl WHAAAAT get out 🤧😭😭

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I keep an excel sheet of all the boys I send thirst traps to ranking who is most likely to give me the biggest ego boost so I can maximize my dopamine fix & this is the most beneficial thing I’ve gotten out of my business degree

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

LMFFFFFFthisonehurtthoughhAAAOOOO

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

last night my dream consisted of:
-i was dating zach from 13 reasons why
-DECA came to moravian & was looking for more people to join (?)
-someone cut the back of my favorite jeans & i cried
& prob more stuff but that’s all i remember at this moment

[jena @loveangelmusic]

No boy is ever worth the hype!!! I’ll stick to my daydreams thank you v much

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

does anyone else remember in 8th grade when they made us sit on medicine balls instead of normal chairs?? what was the purpose of that? what were they preparing us for?

[rachael @rachaelbackus]

will never not retweet @lyssmdlutz

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Bill Nye has fucking had it.

[AstraZeneca @AstraZeneca]

May is #NeurofibromatosisAwarenessMonth. There are some signs and symptoms of #NF1, a genetic condition, some of which can be life-altering. #EndNF #NFAwareness

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

You can’t take organs from a corpse without the deceased’s written permission, even if it will save lives.

When you outlaw abortion, you’re allowing women less bodily autonomy than the dead.

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

nick’s “red dress” still gets me

[tonÿ @tonywang789]

Jonas Brothers performing “Burning Up” on SNL.

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

ok but literally me this morning

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

24 hours ago I had no idea what a tati was and now I’m buying every product she has 😂😂😂 mainly cause I need my hair to grow 😭😭😭

[EMMY @emmymhartman]

Me dancing to James Charles apology

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

@yoinksboinks never too late for that

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

@yoinksboinks i’m crying in the club 😭

[SZA @sza]

Lemme stop being crazy...SIKE

[roccotnl 🧜🏼‍♂️ @maroccotnl]

No one:

James Charles at Tati Westbrook’s birthday dinner:

[alysssaaaa 🦋 @lyssmdlutz]

we discussed this in ap gov today & agnew said “i don’t understand why people are mad about this, let’s stay GROUNDED here” .......what a legend https://t.co/FcQuEMaZlr