Elyssa Whiteside

CLE. 26.

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

GOOD MORNING

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Issa Rae, and Simu Liu star in the first teaser trailer for Greta Gerwig's #Barbie - in theaters July 21.

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

@takeyourzoloft @ everyone saying it’s not “that” serious..Kathy Hilton got mad b/c Lisa Rinna tried 818. Kathy Hilton is a walking contradiction, and if you don’t know what i’m referring too…then this tweet was not meant for you:

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

accurate

[Dan Hensler @BiiiigDaaaan]

Me trying to help Elyssa decorate for Christmas

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

I can’t wait to get paid tomorrow and shop my little heart for things I don’t even need but buy b/c they are on sale.

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

Am I the only one who thinks Kathy Hilton is an asshole? #RHOBH

[Joe Cavolo @itsBIGJOEdoe]

My Costume for Halloween! #ScaryHours @lyssmw

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

@itsBIGJOEdoe i’m dead lolol

[Joe Cavolo @itsBIGJOEdoe]

“Cups of the Rose, bitches in my old phone”

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

This is what it’s about! ❤️

[Lai💔 @laybeonthat]

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

mood

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Danny DeVito says Disney better cast him as Phil in the live-action #Hercules movie

"If they don't put me in that they don't have a hair on their ass"

(via @WIRED)

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

@Pirates thank you for inviting Sophie to a game! Couldn’t imagine a better way to celebrate 100! Tim was the best!! ⚾️

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

SHE WAS WORKING IN A BRIDAL SHOP IN FLUSHING QUEENS WHEN HER BOYFRIEND KICKED HER OUT IN ONE OF THOSE CRUSHING SCENES WHAT WAS SHE DO TO WHERE WAS SHE TO GO SHE WAS OUT ON HER FANNY SO OVER THE BRIDGE FROM FLUSHING TO THE SHEFFIELDS DOOR SHE WAS THERE TO SELL MAKEUP BUT THE FATH-

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

she sat down with the president of disney channel & said “i wanna make history” & that’s exactly what this is

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

Nothing better when you order extra fajitas and get none! @ChipotleTweets

[spicebae @spicebae_]

someone said that self care is also choosing not to argue with people who are committed to misunderstanding you. i felt that.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Director: Werner Herzog

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

@TMFanSupport is the worst.

[Matjoman Randisavić @klezmergord]

45 years ago, Fleetwood Mac released the critically acclaimed "Rumours".

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

Did the Rugrats episode where Chuckie swallows a watermelon seed concern you as a child? Or were you normal? ……

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

@itsBIGJOEdoe Com visit this weekend!

[Elyssa Whiteside @lyssmw]

I am straight up just not having a good time today.