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@j_isforjulia Her quote though 🤣🤣🤣

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me : I’m going to pack light for this vacation.
also me : 49 pound suitcase. 🫠🫠

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@MariaLElizondo during lent 🤣🤣

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GOAT?

[𝕸𝖆𝖒𝖆𝕸𝖆𝖈❤️‍🔥 @c_mcwilliams41]

unpopular opinion. getting
your nails done is not relaxing

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@nicoleemariiex3 And then I think to myself… you know what will make everything better? Another tattoo 🫠🫠

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Welp 🤣 #whiteplainsgal

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@JaelinRichards This time… an actual aviary creature 🤣

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A bird shit right on my head. That better be the best of luck. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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I love this time of year, where every company I ever purchased something from sends me 100 text messages about 20% for Black Friday. Tell me it’s 60% off or don’t text me 🤣🤣🤣

[News12WC @News12WC]

DEFYING ODDS: #Yonkers man becomes MMA champion after surviving serious car accident.

https://t.co/JkKY76BqdD

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@nicoleemariiex3 Moooood 🫠

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@AlhazmiHaider @jennmoore1995 @MLB_PR We’re all@at Billy’s waiting for a start time 🤣

[ƌ♠︎ @akaraqi]

tired of living under the false pretense that I have to be productive at all times

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Ban horse drawn carriages - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/U0aGnrQUXm via @Change

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I hate April fools day bc my whole life is a joke 365

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@JetBlue is trash.

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packing for a 3 day trip is honestly more stressful than packing for a 7 day trip 🥴

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I can quote #meangirls from start to finish and I really think that might be my one true talent.