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👻: lyssss.1

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

I need a sugar daddy to sponsor my Vegas trip 😫

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

Just had a patient tell me it’s my fault he can’t pay me today because I didn’t call him when he got paid. 🙄

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

If you don’t drunkenly send your mans photos of your titties is he really your mans? 🤔

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

@JustGonnaSend1t Oh my gosh I love this 😂

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How do people still hold onto grudges from high school? 😂

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

Well it’s 7:30 & I’ve already had a dude tell me he wants to get me pregnant. Happy Friday. 😂

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

💋

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Being wine drunk just hits different

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

@jbear_says I feel the same way

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

@jbear_says It’s an instant turn off. 😂

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

Can you see nip in this or no? I’m trying to see something.

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

It’s me. I’m your present. 😈

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

To the guy who added me on Snapchat just to call me a whore: honey, I’ve had a needle shoved through two nipples. You can’t hurt my feelings.

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

It’s me. I’m your present. 😈

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

I wish you could leave reviews on your ex’s.

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

👀

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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he takes a dick pic.

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

Will show tiddies for truck parts.

[l y s s 🌵 @lyssss__1]

Officially at the age where my friends dads are adding me on social media.

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To make an OF or not? 🥴