Alyssa Charvet

living vicariously through myself

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

Omg YALL. So I was at the doctors office right.

[b0red @weebstanaccount]

"Mommy, why am I named Andremiah?"

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

San Diego #NoKingsProtest

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

the battle of the grotesque Torsos is heating up

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

and he did all that in KICK FLARES!

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride what if i want my lawsuit bag tho

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride RT https://t.co/o6QAXksAz8

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride It’s a fair question

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride this is oddly specific and wildly applicable

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

"Physics have been TRIED TODAY!!!!!" - kettle corn in my belly button

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride neither, kettle. learn your corns

[Alyssa Charvet @lysstach]

@bowieoverride because i live laugh love for a salty sweet combo, bowieoverride

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[Sarah Riley @Sarah_B_Riley]

Now experiencing another of those "where were you when.." historical moments, and we can all say we were sitting at home still trying to send emails while domestic terrorists were staying a coup. Just another day

[Complex @Complex]

BREAKING: Joe Biden elected the next President of the United States. Kamala Harris elected the first female Vice President.

@CNN projection. #Election2020.

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.