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25 | she/they | 🏳️‍🌈 | PGH | MSW | to the five 🍑⚾️

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falling in love with myself 🤍🖤

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@sam_is_a_mess My little space bun in the back 😂

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I do be forgetting I have Twitter sometimes oops

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This is only gonna make sense to the homies who climb but I climbed my first v2-v3 yesterday and now it’s all I wanna do

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I think I just became a regular at a coffee shop in my office building because he remember my order. I have peaked.

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I just drank cherry coke for the first time in MONTHS and got so happy why is is so good 😩

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Don’t forget to love yourself today, too ❤️

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I did my laundry at my girlfriends apartment last week and I’m just remembering a stranger in her complex folded all my clothes (underwear+bras included) because I didn’t empty the dryer promptly enough and like, I can’t decided if they a real one or a weird one 😂

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If anyone needs me I’ll be crying over every minor inconvenience today

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It’s amazing what a tiny little pill can do for your ability to concentrate oh my god

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There are 5 smoke/carbon monoxide detectors in my apartment and one of them is chirping and I can’t figure out which one so I stood underneath the 3 of them that are in the same area where the noise is from and nothing chirped. Tell me why as soon as I walked away it chirped 🙄

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“How did we go from talking about dildos to loans? That’s lame”

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I’m officially a lifeguard 😎

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She keeps our pictures next to her bed so she it’s the first thing she sees in the morning I 🥺😭

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a craft beer after every hard thing I do. Additional toxic trait is thinking I deserve a craft beer after accomplishing any task ever.

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Day 2 of my new job and I’m both over and underwhelmed at the same time

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the absolute best way to ring in the new year is with all your closest friends 🥰

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But also A League of Their Own got me a girlfriend this year so like 🤗

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A lot happened this year but I feel like the first half of the year just kinda didn’t exist. Like I only remember things I did because of pictures

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“I’ve never heard this Nikki Minaj song”
“That’s cause it’s Cardi B”

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If I had a nickel for every time I got a tattoo during a polar vortex I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird I’ve done it twice 😂