Taylor

Puerto Rican Freakin 🦋 Instagram: @lyyddiiaaa

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

and sometimes all you can do is grab your boob to soothe yourself.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

life with a dog is 90% following each other around the house to check out who's chewing on what

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Dogs looking back at you during a walk to make sure you’re still there just makes me so happy 🥹

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a woman can be drunk and half clothed and won't be raped if there’s not a rapist in the room. liquor and clothing don’t cause rape, rapist do.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Every pet parent has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator

[selene @rainybabygirl]

u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore

[katara @katslly]

please use ur entire brain when speaking to me

[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

and if you catch me smiling at my phone it's because i'm the funny one

[🦢 @loungingmee]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you’re still a rapist. The timeline doesn’t rewrite what you did.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

telling others could jinx your plans.

[St. Lucie Sheriff @stluciesheriff]

The left lane is for passing, not for hosting a slow-paced guided tour of I-95.

[TAKAI @iamtakai]

it’s nothing like debriefing w/ ur friends at dinner like the real housewives

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[virgo. @pesomsj]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers & boy crazy bitches.!

[BONITA @thejavahni]

I’m so routined & spontaneous at the same time

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

U miss one exit in Miami n end up in Cuba

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru