Mohammed Chudawala

You don't know me till you know me

[Mohammed Chudawala @m0hammedc]

The city that never sleeps has been sleeping for two weeks. #lockdown #pandemic #CoronaIndia #StayAwareStaySafe

[Kachra Peti @kachra_peti]

Neha Kakkar corona virus hua hai.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Worldwide, there are now over three billion confirmed cases of being an asshole.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don't tell Me what to do, shitbag.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

At my local supermarket, a clerk told me that their fresh shipment of toilet paper sold out in 15 minutes. People preparing for the shitpocalypse.

[The Educated Moron @EducatedMoron]

People buying iPhone on 36 months EMI #Bhaukaal

[Penny Daflos @PennyDaflos]

Being a woman on twitter summarized in one handy image:

[babu bisleri @AakashKaSunapun]

People getting up at 3am to watch test match. Peak virgin behaviour

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Me: Yes

Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode

Me: What?

Netflix: The guy with the mustache, what’s his name?

Me: Why are you being like this?

Netflix: *sadly* You’re always on that damn phone

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Proud of you @sachin_rt for your career, for the person you are and for inspiring another generation. You symbolise the power of sport to bring joy and hope and unity.

[Gurugram Traffic Police @TrafficGGM]

Jab khud bachoge tabhi Preeti ko bacha paoge...

[Fevicol @StuckByFevicol]

Fevicol hota toh suss-ex na hota aur parivaar atoot rehta 👫

#meghanandharry #FevicolKaJod #MazbootJod

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

[Dumpedguy @Dumpedguay]

"Steel ka belan"
Sharm karo company walo,
Kya tumhare ghar zagde nahi hote???

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I always knew that there were morons in the world that took jokes seriously, but I'm surprised that some journalists do. Surely, understanding stuff is pretty fundamental to their job, isn't it? Just makes it funnier though, I guess😇

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Don Jr’s wife looks like if you tried to draw Melania from memory