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[Jam @OheneKwes]

Kids being kidnapped left right and centre but these lot are here parading 2 zoots and a benz like they just raided Pablo Escobar

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

the only reason most people aren’t homeless is due to sheer luck. people will do mental gymnastics to avoid that reality but the sooner we all accept that the sooner we can start treating our neighbors like people and not some societal burden

[Maisey Bawden @MaiseyBawden]

You cannot fly after 28 weeks preggo unless you have it signed off by a Dr or Midwife and medically speaking it isn’t advised to fly across the Atlantic to a country that has treated you like shit in the middle of a pandemic when you’re growing a child...

[sarah @sarahradz_]

One time to be safe, I asked a male friend (who was completely sober) to walk me home so I got home safely. We had a really nice heart to heart. Perfect gentleman. A few days later he murdered a sex worker. So no, not all men, but some men, indistinguishable from other men.

[. @ShutupDobs]

🗣 Talk to your fucking boys 🗣

https://t.co/NTDgeb1NT5

[BÎмÎηÎ @biminibabes]

Would like to announce my new role as news presenter for @GMB! Bimini Bon Back-To-You-In-The-Studio 💥

[Scott Paige @_ScottPaige]

“I wish Caroline Flack spoke up, I wish Robin Williams reached out. I wish all the people who struggled just asked for help.”
Megan: asking for help, speaking up, admitting she was suicidal.
“She’s attention seeking.” 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

[Maisey Bawden @MaiseyBawden]

Remember you can’t positively think yourself out of a pandemic. Things feel shit because they are at the moment. (And it’s raining) Take the pressure off.

[Chris @chrisbtw97]

I'm in a really bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in a country that's been governed by tories for 10 years.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“i don’t support your lifestyle” can be applied to men who use 3 in 1 shampoo not someone’s fundamental fucking identity

[ilhan @haniruok]

this dude is such a chatty patty how does he have a tweet for everything

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Trump is the dude after a break up who keeps texting you “I just still don’t understand what happened.”

[brown sauce @Itsbradleee]

Joe Biden - 264
Donald Trump - 214
Slipknot - 555666

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

UNDERAGED WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY WHAT IS KNOWN AS “CHILDREN”

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is why women don't report