🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️

📍DC 📸 (also infosec/privacy)
he/him @[email protected]

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@tqbf

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@JamesUrbaniak F. Scott Fitzgerald? Marry Somerset Maugham, Kill William Faulkner.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@MikeReiss Hi Mike, do you know the record for the most number of lineman to play for a team in a season? I assume it's rare to make it through with the same 5 starting every game but I'm just curious if the total this year is going to end up like "30" different guys.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

This is the most "Season 2 of The Wire"-looking administration I have ever seen.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@internetrebecca It's snarky, which is at least on-brand: https://t.co/52G12bXRec

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

Something you used to know, Something you used to be, and a Yubikey (although in hell there's just a big bucket of RSA SecureID cards)

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@lukeoneil47 9-8 baby here we come.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

The Weeknd is dressed like Conan the Barbarian is going to slide down a rope behind him and steal a big jewel but this concert is 🔥

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

It is also an incredibly unnecessary self-own because it's not like a contest where people submit their results. This seems like them getting ahead of some awful partnership they're going to announce to help launder the reputation of some garbage AI company.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Fellas is it classist and ableist to condemn the machine that undermines the spirit of human ingenuity, steals from artists to self perpetuate and melts the planet we live on

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

I was bummed that this isn't a Microsoft product announcement. It can't directly tell you if you have an email, but gives you the probability that you've been fired.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

I feel like the therapist should maybe give them their money back?

[Meg Gardiner @MegGardiner1]

Crime headline of the day. Woman tries to run boyfriend over with car en route to couples therapy session: police https://t.co/yiaUjk8nul via @YahooNews

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@internetrebecca Also at least one data for good should be from data leaked from a data for bad.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

Make America Not Omelas

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@lukeoneil47 If it's good enough for Robocop, it's good enough for you.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@boboTjones It is admittedly harder to negotiate the wing joint on one of them.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@tqbf My mom taught me to do it the latter way you're describing so when I see it done the other way in videos I assume the person just forgot and then when they realize they forgot they do it at the end

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

On a long enough timescale all venture funds become fascist venture funds.

[Halvar Flake @halvarflake]

Is there a list of openly antifascist venture funds?

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@tqbf I decided to stop posting substantive content here but continuing to post smartass replies and not take my Eeyore pessimism to the new places and I've wound up never posting to the new places and honestly my posting frequency here hasn't actually changed. 🤷

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

@meforyl I remember being mad I got asked to do it because I didn't work in tech support and I assumed it was just someone with the same name but apparently he was flagged as a VIP customer so they didn't want our Helpdesk (who were awful, although it wasn't their fault) to work with him.

[🤷‍♂️Chris Gale🙅‍♂️ @m0nastic]

I have had few interactions with famous people, but at my first grown up job at BBN I got to help Donald Sutherland set up his ADSL ATU-r over the phone and I was very surprised he didn't have like an assistant do it and he was very nice the whole time.