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[theo @m0thmancore]

@Gdtrfb1974 @winzigpedia @OHDems @amyactonoh @amyactonoh easiest shot of your political
career please take it

[theo @m0thmancore]

@d_linkski as a switch player i promise it’s appreciated <3

[theo @m0thmancore]

the thing about “american” democracy is it doesn’t even matter if you are or not because rich people don’t care what you want

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

The thing about democracy is sometimes you are not in the majority and this is one of those times

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

[theo @m0thmancore]

one positive thing that happened since covid is people streaming concerts. i like being able to watch the christmas concerts of high schools i’ve never heard of

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we already have an epidemic of students turning in essays they didn't write about books they haven't read, and if teachers are now using AI-generated courses we may as well shut down the schools because no one here is teaching and no one is learning.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

highly recommend not using ChatGPT at all, since the servers that power it use more electricity than major cities, it's been known to recommend eating glue and smoking multiple cigarettes a day, and you could simply use your wonderful brains to read and study things on your own.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I truly do not care if the guy had “bad politics” and I think it’s weird if you do. The most class-uniting event I’ve seen in my lifetime and some of you are turning it into a culture war because he retweeted Peter Thiel. This is unironically why we lose.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by UnitedHealthcare

[Key 🗝 🦊 @KeyTryer]

Teenagers online having strong views against drug usage, pornography, deviant sexuality, etc..., is a worrying sign of fascist and reactionary cultural trends.

[theo @m0thmancore]

you’re right but also chromebooks have done WAY more to destroy people’s tech literacy than apple products have (except file management skills)

if chromebooks have no haters im dead

[annie @soychotic]

Can someone do a correlation study on kids who were started with mac computers versus windows pcs and tech illiteracy or even just general problem solving skills because I have a Hypothesis

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

“Ceasefire now” is a good slogan but realistically we need more people to acknowledge that the state of Israel cannot be allowed to exist in this world anymore

[ash taylor?! 📀 is on bsky 🦋 @estroBiologist]

sometimes i feel like i'm trapped in a big padded cell with one million of the least sapient human beings alive

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

Dying via two gunshots is a way kinder death than choking in your own fluids knowing that medication that may have saved your life was denied by an AI computer and you're leaving your spouse with millions of dollars in debt.

Cry me a river.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

he was already CEO when he was shot, pre existing condition. claim denied

[Won Hunnit @JayChillinBro]

Tell the CEO to check the news

[(Anarch)itect @Anarchitect918]

Me at the chemo center, before and after finding out that the CEO of my insurance company was assassinated this morning.

[Max @mxwfx]

Btw this is the lady who thinks you don’t need anesthesia all the way through surgery