Alexander Steppke

Senior Elixir Backend Engineer @remote. Certified Professional Google Cloud Architect. GCP, AWS, Kubernetes, Terraform, GraphQL, Elixir, RubyOnRails.

[nils kumkar @FogelVlug]

The kids are alright.

[Barbara Kuchler @KuchlerBarbara]

Das Wort zum Sonntag, und Wort zum Konstruktivismus:

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

I NEED to know who made this!!

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[301 Location: https://awscommunity.social/@s0enke @s0enke]

🚨Big news! After five years of AWS/cloud consulting, I am looking for a product engineering role again, preferably in an organization that helps fight the climate crisis.
22 years dev/ops, 13 years AWS/Cloud experience.
Details in my CV: https://t.co/A3OWBXagRP
RTs appreciated

[josh ackerman @joshuaackerman]

i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

[👀 @SCRIBBLExDOODLE]

California Dreamin but you’re a crypto bro

[Alexander Steppke @m1raD]

@hmans Probably https://t.co/xSn1ybzoGJ (but I’m heavily biased to AWS, so your mileage may vary)

[amy nguyen @amyngyn]

COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap
ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake
COWORKER: amy please not right now

[Douglas Adams Bot @DirkGently_Bot]

"We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem" - #DouglasAdams

[Alexander Steppke @m1raD]

@mlafeldt Ah yeah, recently set it up via ECS and a stackset for a role to be assumed in all accounts. Some features missing (e.g. filtering by OUs as of now) but else very seamless setup.

[Alexander Steppke @m1raD]

@s0enke @mlafeldt @LarsFronius @matthausk @l1rs Can’t see the original tweet else I probably could add smth. What are we talking about? :D

[Reuven Lazarus @rlazarus]

[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes]
In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

[rm @sprainhill]

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

[Alex Riviere @fimion]

always add the following to your css reset:

br { display:none; }

It won't break anything.

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

Being anti-fascism is like being anti-eating poop. Sure, some people will disagree with you, but they're gross and you lose nothing by not letting them into your life.

[Federico Viticci @viticci]

The year is 2035. Microsoft has completed its acquisition of Sony, following Nintendo in 2032.

Kratos is Gaming CEO of the Metaverse. Phil Spencer oversees the one console left called Xbox Regulatory Approval. Shigeru Miyamoto is now a skin for Halo of Duty: Pandemic Wars

[Middi @Middi_Ya]

@DHeuwer Sorry oxo