Reuven Lazarus

SRE at the Wikimedia Foundation, tweets are mine not theirs (he/him)

[Reuven Lazarus @rlazarus]

@thingskatedid I'm getting out of here too, but I'm glad to have shared this website with you for a while.

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@aedwardslevy surveys indicate this event was wildly popular, stunning industry analysts and casting doubt on the nielsen ratings which purported to show that absolutely nobody watched

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@PUPWITCH REAL

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@nylerodgers @thingskatedid it's not just a phase, mom!

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@thingskatedid you're right there's no 2.718mm either

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@ManishEarth stopping at absolutely nothing to collect all the paperclips in the world in order to give them to Manish in exchange for new basilisks

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@JanelleCShane I think the M&Ms bar is my favorite, for how comparatively normal it seems until you think about it for a second

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@thingskatedid classic shell game

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@AstroKatie "C-FCGA, radar contact 3.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002 miles east of the Northampton airport. Say airspeed."

"Um, unable."

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@ryanqnorth speaking as another disheveled man named Lazarus, I couldn't agree more strongly

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@timhwang Einstein would turn over in his grave!

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@GretchenAMcC @MerriamWebster Yes
YES
The dictionary is out

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@dessadarling oh you were thinking AHEAD

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@KenJennings "Tom Cruise returns as the titular pilot in this sequel about his upper gingivitis" -Jeopardy category where you change one letter, BEFORE AND ALTER

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@thingskatedid We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. but they're away for the long weekend and I know where they keep the good stuff babyyyyyy

Password:

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@sarahclazarus I don't know if I could handle getting an email telling me in all caps every time I have been unsuccessful, that's messed up

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@shoofle @AnomalousMuffin you, squirming around at 2 AM trying to get comfy: "how, then, am I so different from the first men through this way? like them, I left a settled life, I threw it all away..."

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@sophaskins me

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@jtkantor First time back at Fenway in a few years, glad to hear you again. Trying to take your parting advice to heart.