m3g swan

[m3g swan @m3gswan]

i used to run a 6k follower health instagram account, exercise 6x/week, and eat chia seeds and green juice everyday and now I consider coffee a meal and wouldn’t touch a treadmill with a 9 foot pole. college has changed me

[will @friedoystercult]

Dude.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[Christin @hexprax]

It’s my right to have a weak password!!!!!!!

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

[Gaby Goldberg @gaby_goldberg]

Strava has officially launched its new dating feature!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i lov

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[liz @dontcaIImyname]

The way she is able to continuously milk money out of her fans for the same shit they already have needs to be studied at a business school collegiate level actually

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

[emily 🌱 @pixieeeshop]

baby snoopy in his puffer coat

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

People born in 1997 are turning 65 this year let that sink in

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

sure people start getting engaged, married and having kids, BUT something nobody truly prepares you for about your late twenties is how many of your friends start running marathons

[m3g swan @m3gswan]

make it stop

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

people putting music over their instagram photos now

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt in the Wendy’s sunroom

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Shrek’s swamp will be available to book a stay at on Airbnb starting October 13.

[Chris Steller @chris_steller]

Minneapolis right now

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Just found out they give live fish CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I can’t stop thinking about it