After all said and done, the funniest moment in this 2026 World Cup is Ronaldo scoring 2 useless goals against Uzbekistan and saying “I’M BACK, I’M BACK”🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭
In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute
I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business