Ann-Marie Keene

I'm a receptionist. Always hunting for Milkshake IPAs. I'm trying to do standup comedy but I'm scared people will laugh at me.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

"For just $5 a month, you can sponsor a comic like AMK..."
--Sally Struthers, probably

https://t.co/Km0CySPaee

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Gee whiz @CrumblCookies please don't listen! 📢
Give us yet another chocolate chip variant.😴
Or better yet, $6.50 worth of dry cake for no reason at all.🙄

[Crumbl @crumbl]

me: *breathes*

everyone in our comments: "PINK SUGAR NEEDS TO COME BACK!!!"

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Much like the beautiful and hilarious @pamelaanderson I, too, love taking pics with goofy cardboard cutouts of celebrities. It's wicked fun!

[Drew S. @DrewSrivanlop]

Pamela Anderson and Madonna backstage before the show in Vancouver, 02/21/2024. 🩵 #MadonnaCelebrationTour

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

@mayorstrim Ethan please take me away. 😭

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Whammageddon but for when that hangnail peels clear down to your elbow.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

If you go to kiss me and I puke, please no follow up questions.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Inflation sucks, me and my 3 cats can barely stretch a "Family Size" box of Fruity Pebbles beyond 5 days anymore.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Trevor Story is upta bat doing rehab ❤️

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@nottjmiller Unrelated note TJ, lemme open since that time you stole my headliner Brian Plumb ❤️

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@rachelwmartin Thanks bud.

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@RobbBane wat

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Seriously, to tell the truth, truthfully, I can’t lie, no lie, honestly, to be honest, if I’m honest, I gotta be honest, in all honesty, I might be full of shit.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

@ShaneReis He's not weird he fell into a coma in 2014 and just woke up.

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

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@cindiannabrown Did you go without me 😭

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Killing some time in The Love Interest's neighborhood before I go visit... This new Mast Landing taproom is so fucking convenient. 🥰 - Drinking a Smooth Bore by @MastLanding @ Mast Landing Brewing Company - South Portland Taproom — https://t.co/tjY49gkqa9

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Killing some time in The Love Interest's neighborhood before I go visit... This new Mast Landing taproom is so fucking convenient. 🥰 - Drinking a Smooth Bore by @MastLanding - https://t.co/3bp4qO4bFH

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Stimpy & Catherine & Ren. - Drinking a Rocka Rolla Gluten-Reduced Lager by Orono Brewing Company @ Craft Brew Underground — https://t.co/70DlKufAf0

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

#fuckyourpoliticslol - Drinking a Bud Light by @AnheuserBusch - https://t.co/D3gSkpNheC

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

K. - Drinking a Bud Light by @AnheuserBusch @ GFB Scottish Pub — https://t.co/XJeTY4Fc6c

[Ann-Marie Keene @m3rma1d]

Drinking a Bud Light by @AnheuserBusch @ GFB Scottish Pub — https://t.co/dQDUpKrXw3