Michael

I am my tweets.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

This deserves permanent residency ffs. We ain't seen this since Michael Phelps.

[Chief Daddy @Two_Faced_godd]

What are the odds that these twins ended up perfectly split across completely different sides of music?

Peter couldn't sing to save his life. Even at 40, he still performs like he's starring in an action comic, and many of his songs sound like nursery rhymes. But he's the better dancer by a mile, and he has the stronger eye for fashion, aesthetics, and personal branding.

Then there's Paul, the natural singer and songwriter. He has the voice, the pen, and the musical depth, but dancing has never been his strength, and his fashion sense and overall branding have never matched Peter's.

They were designed to complete each other.

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

No one is immune to the way a relationship derails all of your fitness goals

[MOTASE @TheRealMotase]

And you know what's funny? They never want to play makeup with their moms 😂🤣😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

CAF is probably waiting to see which direction the wind is blowing before pretending to be disgusted by what FIFA president is doing. They’re corrupt to the core. The biggest threat to Football after infantino is CAF.

[l. @HASEG4W4]

i need other countries to win wafcon cause this nigeria badge is getting ridiculous

[Damian @damian173_]

Imagine buying a ring for just £10 at a car boot sale then wearing it every day for 30 years because you thought it was fake.

That’s exactly what happened.

A woman picked up a dusty ring at a hospital car boot sale in west London back in the 1980s. It was set in a filthy mount, barely sparkled, and looked like cheap costume jewellery.

She never thought twice about it.

Decades later, she finally had it checked.

The verdict?
It wasn’t fake it was a 26 carat 19th century diamond.

She sent it to auction.

Expected price: £350,000.

Final hammer price: £656,750.

From a £10 bargain to more than 65,000× its purchase price.

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

Saka’s mum has probably said “you look Handsome” like 4000 times today

[ina ★ @inamoonn]

mbappe is a mere pupil when stood next to an actual dictator, manuel neuer

[𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖘 ✞ ❤︎ @RindsstotheMax]

Every clip and photo I’ve seen from this movie looks like one of those dreams you have when you’re down with malaria

[Insti-Ghator @AnotherAnowa]

The ROI on fooling in this country is just too high

[nọsike nwigene @nnwigene]

Nothing to add 🤌🏿

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

This is my daughter. She is almost 11, and I still can't rest.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“At Inter Milan, I told my coach, ‘I want to party in Paris. I’ll score a first-half hat-trick—just make sure the team defends after I leave.’ 😂 By the 38th minute, I’d scored three, got subbed off, and went straight to the airport. ✈️😭”

— Samuel Eto’o

[SKB @seyikanbai]

@carter8f @vslkemo dictatorship begins from now henceforth

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Didier Deschamps: “Would you like to become a coach one day?”

Kylian Mbappé: “No. My businesses are doing well, so I could become a businessman. My team even tells me I should run for President of France after I retire… but I definitely won’t be a coach.” 😂🇫🇷

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.”

— Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

Primary school beside my house doing graduation today, I kid you not, they have called one name “Mariam Adebowale” like 15 times for prizes. She no gree leave anything for anybody.

Every set has that person 🤣

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Chai. Circle of Life.

[Muhammed-Kabir @kaysclose]

If it is chowdeck they will go ahead to give you bone.