Matt T

#DWYSYW | “the axe forgets, but the tree remembers”

[Matt T @m4tt_temple]

@GregKSU1027 Got other plans this weekend, thanks though! 👍

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@GregKSU1027 You’re high. Anyways,

First photo is the human nervous system.

Second one is muscles.

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@GregKSU1027 You really texted this to me like some ESPN notification just for me to see it on here?

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@GregKSU1027 @GuysSnacks I meannn we don’t have anything going on and surely we’ll be hungry for some snacks during the game 👀

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@GregKSU1027 Which marine should we send in? The U.S.? The deep-sea Megaladon? The Orcas?

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class

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I don’t care what kind of demons you’re fighting, there’s absolutely NO REASON for you to be working out in jeans. Go home and put some shorts on, Bob the Bodybuilder

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@Hello_Caleb You should make their days by making a rap introducing a lesson or something 😂

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What’s the craziest famous person comparison someone made about you? I’ll go first - Jalen Hurts.

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@ILoveBigTobacco Exactly what I was thinking. A generational talent honestly

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@GregKSU1027 Hot guy summer has officially started 🔥

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@seany_bravo13 Nah, that’s really just me looking for where I asked.

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@GregKSU1027 My first thought tbh 😂

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Living in KC has really opened my eyes to all the knobheads and muppets who managed to win their driver’s license out of a claw machine. It’s like you stuck a kid in a 12V fisher price car and tell them have it. No rhyme or reason to what they do - just pure unadulterated chaos

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@seany_bravo13 I’ll cry you a whole ocean about it

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@GregKSU1027 But you already knew that huh 🫣

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@JibreelAshford Man you didn’t come up from no stop-6 like me. Really got it out the gutters there.

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I don’t mind living just not under these conditions

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For my fellas, blue and red (ya that combo you know what I’m talking about) does NOT MATCH. The women have known for eons but have said nothing so I must be the martyr for the cause.