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:)

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹 @cadettrim]

@Inevermiss3s I’d pay to watch too. How much u think cuckside tickets would sell for

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

On this day 26 years ago, the world watched, as Jamal al-Durrah tried to protect his 12-year-old son Muhammad from Israeli bullets that rained down on them in Gaza for 40 minutes. Despite pleads, Israeli soldiers intentionally shot Muhammad in the stomach- whose final moments of fear and horror were caught on camera and streamed by France TV, and injured his father.

Muhammad became the defining and haunting image of the Second Intifada.

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[Flyte pablo.minecraft.2011 @pablominceraft]

The Fruit Fly can play axle on controller

I trained all 166,700 neurons in the MaleCNS v1.0 fruit fly connectome to play Axle in Apex Legends, using YOLOv5 plus video pretraining.

With aim assist enabled, most of the neurons were unnecessary. #ApexLegends

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

#Lol

[Dave “The Hazard” Pounder @hazardpounder]

Rapist Homo Thug Black Balls

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Robert Cumfart

Canada, Ontario, Tax Assessment Rolls, 1827-1922

[annika h @Annika_H_]

fear not friend, egg roll is included in the price of the meal

[☻ @m59712409]

@Gigabeef Where do I get ur streamer item dude I’ve tried 12 reserve runs

[starstruck_mma @starstruck_mma]

@FilmUpdates Ironic because in real life, Ruffalo is the only true hero. He’s the only member who stands up for the oppressed. Writing it into your skin won’t etch it into your heart.

[☻ @m59712409]

@CaptainVoid5 @VeryBadSCAVR

[prof. dalesbred sheep 🪺 @cappropaganda]

My waitress was cute so I wrote my number on the customer copy of the check and brought it home

[Big Balls @MrHornyBalls]

@heyitslilylane @ruffledsavior 30 seconds?!?! What am I, a porn star??

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I thought this was a fake quote but, nope, he actually said it.

This is the most embarrassing person to ever lead any country anywhere in the world in our lifetimes.

[☻ @m59712409]

@CStrawberr51829 Why use a suppressor?

[callie 🪺💤 @value_meal_]

@baguetted2 Its 2026 we call them little people not midguts

[plue...y #PARODYTWT #MIKETWT @plueylover1225]

why is henry binding to isaac

[King Wow @KingWow]

Gotta be a special type of heartless to see someone getting mauled by your dog and be more worried about how it looks for your (already tarnished) public image than to try to help them

[Tiffany Valentine shady facts @Wokey386579]

@brndxix Careful, you’ll attract all the chuds from Bumfuckville, Nebraskylvania: who believe that cities are evil and that all queer people are pedophiles meanwhile the pastor the bumfuckville is fucking all the six year olds at the Sunday school, and is in cahoots with the police!

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq