M95 🇬🇧 🇯🇲

M95kl is:
A reflective thinker who values personal growth.Expressing a desire to be a better man through learning and confident self-expression.

[M95 🇬🇧 🇯🇲 @m95kl]

Every Country, But Their Names Are Punny

🇦🇫 Afghanistan → Afghani-stan Lee
🇦🇱 Albania → All-Banana
🇩🇿 Algeria → Algae-ria
🇦🇩 Andorra → And-s'more-a
🇦🇴 Angola → Angle-low
🇦🇬 Antigua and Barbuda → Antique-barbecue-da
🇦🇷 Argentina → Argen-teena Turner
🇦🇲 Armenia → Arm-and-knee-a
🇦🇺 Australia → Ostrich-tralia
🇦🇹 Austria → Off-stria
🇦🇿 Azerbaijan → Ayy-Bae-Jan
🇧🇸 Bahamas → Bahama Mama's
🇧🇭 Bahrain → Bare-rain
🇧🇩 Bangladesh → Bangla-dashcam
🇧🇧 Barbados → Barbecue-dos
🇧🇾 Belarus → Bela-Rusev
🇧🇪 Belgium → Bell-gym
🇧🇿 Belize → Bee-lease
🇧🇯 Benin → Been-in-there
🇧🇹 Bhutan → Boot-on
🇧🇴 Bolivia → Bowl-livia
🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina → Boss-knee-and-Herzegovino
🇧🇼 Botswana → Bot-swana-be-friends
🇧🇷 Brazil → Brazzers-il
🇧🇳 Brunei → Bruh-nei
🇧🇬 Bulgaria → Bull-gary-a
🇧🇮 Burundi → Burrito-ndi
🇰🇭 Cambodia → Cam-bro-dia
🇨🇲 Cameroon → Camera-on
🇨🇦 Canada → Can-I-da
🇹🇩 Chad → Just Chad
🇨🇱 Chile → Chill-ay
🇨🇳 China → Chai-na
🇨🇴 Colombia → Columbus-bia
🇨🇷 Costa Rica → Costco Rica
🇭🇷 Croatia → Croissant-ia
🇨🇺 Cuba → Q-Bah
🇨🇾 Cyprus → Sip-rus
🇨🇿 Czech Republic → Check Republic
🇩🇰 Denmark → Den-smark
🇩🇯 Djibouti → Da-booty
🇩🇲 Dominica → Dom-in-a-car
🇪🇨 Ecuador → Equa-door
🇪🇬 Egypt → E-gift
🇸🇻 El Salvador → El Saltyador
🇪🇪 Estonia → E-stoner-nia
🇸🇿 Eswatini → Swa-teeny
🇪🇹 Ethiopia → Eat-a-topia
🇫🇮 Finland → Fine-landlord
🇫🇷 France → Frants
🇬🇪 Georgia → George-ia Foreman
🇩🇪 Germany → Germ-many
🇬🇷 Greece → Grease
🇬🇹 Guatemala → Guaca-mole-a
🇭🇹 Haiti → Hey-tea
🇭🇳 Honduras → Honda-duras
🇭🇺 Hungary → Hungry
🇮🇸 Iceland → Ice-landed
🇮🇳 India → In-dia DMs
🇮🇩 Indonesia → Indo-need-a-nap
🇮🇷 Iran → I-ran-so-far-away
🇮🇶 Iraq → I-rack-up-debt
🇮🇪 Ireland → Ire-landlord
🇮🇱 Israel → Is-real?
🇮🇹 Italy → It-a-lee Mario
🇯🇲 Jamaica → Ja-make-a pizza
🇯🇵 Japan → Ja-panini
🇯🇴 Jordan → Jorts-dan
🇰🇿 Kazakhstan → Kazakh-stanley Cup
🇰🇪 Kenya → Ken-yeah
🇰🇼 Kuwait → Cool-wait
🇱🇦 Laos → Lost-os
🇱🇻 Latvia → Laugh-via
🇱🇧 Lebanon → Le-buh-nonstop
🇱🇷 Liberia → Library-a
🇱🇾 Libya → Lib-y'all
🇱🇺 Luxembourg → Luxury-borg
🇲🇬 Madagascar → Mad-at-gas-car
🇲🇾 Malaysia → Malay-see-ya-later
🇲🇻 Maldives → Mall-dives
🇲🇽 Mexico → Mexi-glow
🇲🇩 Moldova → Moldy-sofa
🇲🇨 Monaco → Moan-a-co
🇲🇦 Morocco → More-rocko
🇲🇲 Myanmar → Me-and-mar
🇳🇦 Namibia → Nah-I’m-bia
🇳🇵 Nepal → Knee-pal
🇳🇱 Netherlands → Neverlands
🇳🇿 New Zealand → New Zeal-and-deal
🇳🇬 Nigeria → Nice-geria
🇰🇵 North Korea → North K-drama
🇳🇴 Norway → Nor-bae
🇴🇲 Oman → Oh-man
🇵🇰 Pakistan → Pack-a-stan
🇵🇼 Palau → Pal-wow
🇵🇦 Panama → Panoramic-a
🇵🇪 Peru → Pair-ooh
🇵🇭 Philippines → Fill-up-peens
🇵🇱 Poland → Pole-dance
🇵🇹 Portugal → Pork-you-gull
🇶🇦 Qatar → Guitar
🇷🇴 Romania → Bro-mania
🇷🇺 Russia → Rush-ya
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia → Saucy Arabia
🇸🇳 Senegal → Sene-galaxy
🇸🇨 Seychelles → Say-shells
🇸🇬 Singapore → Sing-a-poor
🇸🇰 Slovakia → Slow-vakia
🇰🇷 South Korea → South K-poprea
🇪🇸 Spain → Splain
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka → Sriracha Lanka
🇸🇪 Sweden → Sweet-den
🇨🇭 Switzerland → Swiss-erland
🇸🇾 Syria → Cereal
🇹🇼 Taiwan → Thai-won
🇹🇯 Tajikistan → Tragicistan
🇹🇿 Tanzania → Tan-zaddy-nia
🇹🇭 Thailand → Thai-landlord
🇹🇬 Togo → To-go box
🇹🇴 Tonga → Tongue-ah
🇹🇳 Tunisia → Tune-easy-a
🇹🇷 Turkey → Tur-keyboard
🇺🇬 Uganda → You-ganda believe it
🇺🇦 Ukraine → You-crane
🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates → United Airbnb Emirates
🇬🇧 United Kingdom → United Kingdumb
🇺🇸 United States → United Steaks
🇺🇾 Uruguay → You're-a-guy
🇻🇦 Vatican City → Vat-i-can't
🇻🇪 Venezuela → Vene-zwella
🇻🇳 Vietnam → Viet-nom-nom
🇾🇪 Yemen → Yeah-man
🇿🇲 Zambia → Zam-beyonce
🇿🇼 Zimbabwe → Zim-bae-we

[M95 🇬🇧 🇯🇲 @m95kl]

@slashertits Im noticing this too
Actually i think ive frequented the cinemas more this year than any other.

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@Bigdaddyvinz_ Overconfidence cause he clearly wasnt stupid

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@Men_Of_Purpose Credit @alignedbyjaslyn

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@Men_Of_Purpose Of course the video ends with a course plug

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@tiramissu027 how was obsession?

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@djxgam1ng @TheGameVerse Gears of War: E-Day

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@aeennaa11 Just read the damn book.

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@Hookah416 @Scenestealer_X I believe in cinema.

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@Robert_116ix If shes with you in person, it means you're worthy enough.
In this day and age there's always going to be fish below the surface. If you dont get comfortable with that you'll end up lonely.

[M95 🇬🇧 🇯🇲 @m95kl]

@ashotmagazine Oh cool Jessica Chastain!

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@iluvmadylina I know, wrong of me to say. Hope shes okay this lovely cotton wool lady

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Im so obsessed with backrooms that u bought the shirt Clark wears

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@tiramissu027 Noooo

Did you enjoy obsession?

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@big_kale_ Im not happy with your take, kyle

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@marialavande 4.99 where the fk are you! My cinema charge 12 minimum

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@TheKatrooms It was epic but got eaten out by these other films

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@guypostings I enjoyed it i had my beer and nachos all i needed was some schmoke