[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.
A testament to the Norwegian work ethic. These other lads that I presume he hustles on the street with? Lethargic, small, starving. My Norwigga? Supple, well-fed and full of life. Absolutely hobomogged.
when I tell an aalim I speak Arabic and then they start using ancient words that haven't been uttered since the fall of Baghdad expecting me to understand