Michelle

Been that gurl since ‘00

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[zae @itszaeok]

defending megan thee stallion on the internet is not enough we need policy change. the law should protect her against her enemies idk

[jolly @woja999]

Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

my job needs to understand i'm young & turnt so when i say i need to be off, it needs to be that.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

god made me beautiful as an apology for all the other stuff

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

my coworkers be giving it their all & i be on instagram

[yG🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_]

if i'm ever in a coma please put lipgloss on my lips

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

god forbid a girl be both whimsical & full of rage.

[Michelle @m_a_ruby]

I hate when my job stops me from taking my essential 2pm nap 😖

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

a sweet girl like me was never supposed to wake up with pure rage and vengeance in her heart

[Michelle @m_a_ruby]

Like don’t let your foot off my neck 😙

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Top golf. Axe throwing. Gun range. Mud riding. Jet skiing. Museum. Aquarium. Zip lining. Wine tastings. Paint and Sip Nights. Fishing. Laser tag. Candle making. Pottery and cooking classes. Go kart racing. Escape room. NBA and NFL games. Out to eat. SOMETHING!! this ain’t no “wyd” contest. If you want her, take her OUT.

[Maryerm🫧 @mie_maryerm]

i like my man a little strict. i’m not gonna listen, but i do appreciate the effort

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

only accepting grand gestures. i’m bored, make me feel something.

[🦢 @meishato]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early i go to bed i just don’t wanna go to work

[Olandria♡ @LashaeAsh]

Enough of being humble 2026 is my cocky year🤭 should’ve left me alone. #MsLastLaugh 💋

[𝒥𝒮ℒ❤︎︎ @jesstlaurent]

wtf is afroswing???