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I can’t see the top of my refrigerator

[mad-e @m_allen18]

Never attached the proof. 4 years later and still makes me laugh

[mad-e @m_allen18]

Today, my brother sent me a video of him and my dad feeding mushy French fries to a seagull in the Home Depot parking lot

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@cabbage_fingers Gotta see the whole fit to make a rec!!

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@benlarnold Add a lil sharp ched and you got a bangin combo

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@GingerSnap5656 While I don’t necessarily participate, the logic is sound

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@_Brendan_Burke Air

[Jessica Grace @IsicaLynn]

Bernie’s Medicare For All bill cost $1.3trillion over 10 years. For that every citizen would get free healthcare for life. Be angry.

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@GingerSnap5656 @collnsmith All of which my mother still does; thanklessly keeping the home printer business alive

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@sam_hardey Careful they might whip out Party in the USA

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if i ever found bigfoot, i wouldn’t tell anyone. i would simply let him vibe.

[mad-e @m_allen18]

Elon if u see this, can u plz make a time machine so I can go back to experience Green Day live again

[👩🏽 @deyonnaxoo]

If we go on vacation,

Rule # 1

WE. WILL. NOT. BE. EATING. AT. RESTAURANTS. THAT. WE. HAVE. IN. OUR. CITY.

[mad-e @m_allen18]

why do cats:

[mad-e @m_allen18]

If love isn’t Vatican conspiracy theories pillow talk I don’t want it

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Detroit Frankie's Wood Fired Brick Oven (Lansing, MI)

[James @CaucasianJames]

people will just stand in front of something at the grocery store and not move i’m gonna do one more lap and if this lady is still blocking the half off strawberries i’m causing a scene

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@MikeSullivan @stoolpresidente Crispelli’s pizza in Berkley

[mad-e @m_allen18]

@EChamberlainn Both I have no shame

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

Has anyone else not had a cold all year?

It’s almost like....washing your hands and wearing a mask....works?