Marissa Bellantoni

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

If KC, Zach or Sincere say anything out of pocket to those women at the recoupling, I’m in Fiji.
#LoveIslandUSA

[beguey. @hijabeys]

.@sincere

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Woke up still ready to beat sincere ass

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

But you're stupid enough not to remember that this was in 2019, Obama wasn't president then, and his attendance didn't require anywhere near the same level of security that a sitting president requires.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

“I’m blaming the president for the United States of America If the New York Knicks lose this tonight. It is selfish…. This is not the place for the president to be coming. He knows it. He just doesn’t care.”

— @stephenasmith on Donald Trump

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

‘Nuff said.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

You know what’s a really good idea? Let’s turn our iconic home court advantage into hell in a cell and keep fans away right before the biggest home game in franchise history.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

american right wingers be like: yeah i voted for a guy who wants to leave the country to be the prime minister of another country. he's a real patriot, you see

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Don Lemon: “If Barack Obama had sued his own government, settled with himself in secret, created a billion dollar fund with no congressional oversight to pay his political allies. What if he did that? They would’ve had him in chains before sundown. The National Guard would have been called in. Impeachment articles would have been filed. Can you imagine Fox News?”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

"For some reason"

[໊ @cdoll]

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work:

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"Are you free after work?"
me after work:

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do