Matt Cannon

Dad. Also, JD/PhD and ex-litigator studying IP and social movements from a law and society perspective, sometimes using computational text analysis.

[Matt Cannon @M_D_Cannon]

@doritmi "justice" is a suspicious term, obvs

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My son is watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. I told him I watched it with his aunt when we were little.

He asked if, when we watched it, the picture was "all gray" (B&W).

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@MeatEaterTV And the crunchiest leaves are under the squirrels

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https://t.co/WAPTzbSONw

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.@BUSDFuentes Will we see this enthusiasm from you at Ruskin next week? #SaveRuskin @BerryessaUSD

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@Safeway Thanks for helping make this right.

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.@Safeway It's not a good day for anyone calling your customer service line. That's why they're calling. To get more crap service to fix crap service.

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@Safeway Sometimes it's just an inconvenience when @Safeway screws up. When you're sick, it's a problem. Neither time will customer service help.

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I'm on two calls and 40 minutes because your driver kept like 2 bags in their trunk yesterday. How is it this hard, @Safeway ?

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Thanks for making our day @RossChastain

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Early to bed, early to rise. Gotta take the little one to see @RossChastain smash a watermelon in Sonoma tomorrow.

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@RecorderTweets If both the Xeet and article are wrong, maybe just start over.

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@RecorderTweets All IP is not the same...

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Chappy!

https://t.co/HGXMqeFW8v

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@bigrauen @mpkamm Same around Detroit.

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@RossChastain @OTS_CA @CaltransHQ Thanks, Ross. My 4 y/o is safe but wants you to "throw more watermelons" this year.

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@NateSilver538 What constitutes an "invention"? A product? A patent?

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@BerryessaUSD Why are you moving students and schedules around 2 months into the school year? Destroying friendships, screwing parents

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4 y/o: *sings annoyingly* Was that song annoying?

Me: We're not going to play the "is this annoying" game. It's not a fun game.

4 y/o: It is for one player...