Euphi

Copywriter in exile

[Euphi @m_drone]

@ACTFibernet what's the deal with your network? The speed is terrible. N customer support hung up after putting me on hold for 20min!

[Euphi @m_drone]

Rest in peace Ms Rice. What a master of gothic fiction you were.

@AnneRiceAuthor

[Euphi @m_drone]

@myntra I've already returned ur product before ur "return request approval". N this approval is to help me in what way? The delivery of the correct product is the only resolution u can offer me n you're doing everything apart from that!

[Euphi @m_drone]

@myntra No one's called. N I still have a refund instead of the product. Ur customer support is terrible...your agents downright state...this is our process, we can't give you ur product, just take the refund! Zero interest in offering support.

[Euphi @m_drone]

And what's with the call-backs when I call ur cuts support? You think ppl have the time to wait for u to call us back whenever?

[Euphi @m_drone]

@Airtel_Presence how do I pay my airtel bill when I've already ported my number to another service provider?

[Euphi @m_drone]

Squid Game is ok...what's all the bustle about?

[Euphi @m_drone]

What???
#UefaEuro2021

[Euphi @m_drone]

Presenting, a Euphrasia original: https://t.co/pdFxYMbuUo via @googlearts

[Euphi @m_drone]

While I might have my reservations about #Firstborne, I have GOT to give props to @Girish_Gatc killer vocals... reminds me of a raspy Sebastian Bach and Max Cavalera mashup.

[Euphi @m_drone]

@profmusgrave Flearag
Altered Carton
Brasier

[Euphi @m_drone]

So many ads trying to convince users that normalcy has returned just so ppl resume buying is so infuriating.

[Euphi @m_drone]

(Quiz with those weird pictures)
The first animal you see reveals your personality.
Options:
Bird
Horse
Dolphin
Bear

Me: Marine Iguana and the Hobbit Dragon

[Euphi @m_drone]

@ZomatoIN Damn! My laundry ☹️

[Euphi @m_drone]

Copywriters aren’t valued enough – a call to arms https://t.co/AVtxCDX3iE via @procopywriters

[Euphi @m_drone]

Work wear + sleepwear = Weep wear

[Euphi @m_drone]

Seems like a hard sell.

[Ads of the World by Clios @adsoftheworld]

Take a closer look at the Uber student ad by @miamiadschooleu: Uber Mind https://t.co/neQt6PIoPm

[Euphi @m_drone]

@beastoftraal This works only for print advertising, I suppose.

[Euphi @m_drone]

"If choices were forever, who the f*** would ever make one?"

[Euphi @m_drone]

The writer of Huff (the 2000s TV series) who wrote this...
"We recreate where we come from because we think that's what love is..."
Props to you!