Merryannigans

the snack that smiles back

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

The more XL reminds me my bill is overdue the less I want to pay it.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

@BlueCrossMN You’re as good as closed all the time lol you do nothing for your customers 😂

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

Once again @BlueCrossMN has found new and creative ways to fuck me over. Enjoy getting rich off of working people’s basic necessities.

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

@BlueCrossMN Thanks for putting me into withdrawal after denying my doctor’s request to simply keep me on the same dose of Effexor I’ve been on for 5 years. I hope the money you saved was worth the cost of your souls 😘

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Talking about rally and rally sizes my God. Kamala Harris set the trap for Trumps ego and he took the bait.

She baited him knowing it would make his performance worse and more erratic.

Absolute fucking brilliance.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Is this old man talking about people eating cats? What is happening?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: I have no sales tax

FACT CHECK: This is a lie. Trump’s economic plan would raise costs on a typical American family by $3,900 a year.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

That Donald Trump has no idea what a tariff actually is should frighten everyone.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

ABC's Linsey Davis just fact-checked Trump:

"There is no state in which it's legal to kill a baby after it's born."

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Donald Trump wasn’t going to shake Kamala Harris’s hand. She forced him to. Dominance. Love it. #Debate2024 #peopleforkamala

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

@GovTimWalz Please get us ranked choice voting next!!

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

@chrisolwell @johnlesch @lizcollin @MnDPS_DPS But “life saving measures were provided” is the passive voice.

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

The cool thing about being poor is that the car warranty scam calls can’t fool me cause I don’t have a car warranty

[Merryannigans @m_frieze]

Moving to #threads hahaha

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Normalize audio messages in the group chat