🇨🇴 In Colombia, a 67-year-old woman named Miryam turned neighborhood gossip into a full-time business.
She sits outside every morning with a notebook, records affairs, fights and secrets, then sells the information to her neighbors.
Light gossip: 5,000–10,000 pesos.
The juicy stuff: much more (she once charged 700,000 pesos to stay quiet about a cheating husband)
She says the money was enough to buy two houses.
“A respected chismosa knows everything” she proudly declared.
My friend got cheated on na huyo dem akapata ball, jamaa akasema fuck it kuna madem wengi. One night we went out drinking kidogo hivi jamaa ikapotea, only to find him outside on a call telling the girl he doesn't mind being a step father. Tulipiga mbwa mpaka wamama wakaanza nduru