marissakiesling

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[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

ya know life is so much better when you don’t give a damn what people think about you and the choices you make

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Reese Witherspoon was so iconic for this

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

caffeine and nicotine in my bloodstream https://t.co/xpiCNgNa1v

[clare @sadderlizards]

no i’m totally not anxious i’m just gonna sit here and rip the skin around my fingernails for a while

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

told my bf that I need new windshield wipers and he said he’d do it for me and I was like “oh it’s okay the guys at Autozone did it for me free last time” and he just stared and me so I said “is that not something they do for everyone” and he was like “…no” I luv bein a woman

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

[Travis Denning @Travis_Denning]

BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has announced and confirmed that if you lean wit it, you are required to rock wit it.

[zakiya 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @ZZcollier]

I accidentally signed my email “Bet,”instead of “Best,” and now the tone of this email is combative 😪😪😪

[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

Hey @Fazolis what part of the food pyramid does plastic belong in?

[bri @brianahope__]

A cop did an illegal u turn and smashed into my brother and his gf on his bike , he’s now in critical condition

[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

VH: marissa-kiesling

@liz_cavanagh3

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

@liz_cavanagh3 Oh it’s coming right back 😍

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

There are three vaccines and yet somehow, hiccups are still a thing.

[soph @juulgiaokeeffe]

This needs to be commemorated as a national fucking holiday

[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

@Dest_20 BEAUTIFUL OMG

[Milk @MilkTheSaint]

One day I just decided I was hot & then I just was

[marissakiesling @m_kiesling]

@Rheannonweniggg This !! So happy for you. You deserve the world