Matt Landis

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

DEI consultant: Why do we want a workplace free of harassment and discrimination?

Me *whispering*: because it's wrong to harm people

DEI consultant: That's right, because it increases productivity!

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@drewgassaway

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

great sentence on the article "Bechdel test"

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@kehli same, but like Strangers in the Night do-be-do-be-do

[Nausicaa Renner 🍷🌑🌊 @nausjcaa]

Another day, another dollar

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

I was just on TikTok and a guy there presented his theory that in The Piano Man, the narrator is working in a gay bar and doesn’t realize it. It completely holds up

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

the last word of each line of this george herbert poem is in all caps because that’s when the beastie boys chime in

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@NovalisDMT happened across this today https://t.co/evZ8iFlcOV

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@jtrobec .9 repeating again?

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@drewgassaway

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

well that's a poser

[Matt Landis @m_landis]

@bmdhacks Ada Palmer - Terra Ignota

[adam @molotov_moktail]

all programs are malware if you hate computers enough

[Calvin Betton @Calvbetton]

Anyone in any doubt about who the coolest Beatle was, I heard this story about George Harrison from Phil Collins years ago, and was reminded of it on a podcast recently. It’s brilliant. Enjoy.

[Limericking @Limericking]

Joe Biden rose up from his seat,
And shortly his oath was complete.
The day brought a balm
Of quiet & calm
And Bernie memes too, as a treat.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

What I Assume Happens In Orwell’s Books Based On How I’ve Been Seeing The Word “Orwellian” Used https://t.co/RszC4iktf9

[aleph beth null @aleph_nought]

can't stop laughing at this perfect construction from the popemobile wikipedia article

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

Ok gonna try a little normal posting to see how it feels. You that thing managers love to say, "Don't come to me with problems, come to me with solutions?" It's a trap — for both managers and managees.