Miranda

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

my mom said to me today “never settle Miranda, you’re like Plaza Frontenac and he’s like Goodwill”

[katie ❤︎₊ ⊹ @beekensbabe]

@christianhay12 says the one who cheated on me 🥰

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@beekensbabe it happens to the best of us

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@lexijadebb he needs to know what he did to me

[Lexi🏳️‍🌈 @lexijadebb]

“Harry Styles is my 13th reason” -@m_mertz1

[katie ❤︎₊ ⊹ @beekensbabe]

I would not wish this food poisoning on my worst enemy

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@ktxwoj hopefully that gets me out of this run

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

unfortunately i have realized my family IS the family that runs on thanksgiving and i am not prepared for that

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@ktxwoj this isn’t a joke anymore

[Craig 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Craig_7401]

Me getting Snapchat notifications and wondering how the fuck they’re getting on

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@Braybraydens on her queen shit

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

just thinking about the time i was talking to a guy, and he accidentally put me, and 14 other girls he was talking to in a group chat calling us all his wife..

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

up all night but also down bad

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

today i was supposed to be on a boat enjoying the weather.. instead i was in a coat by a fire. i am not okay

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@Braybraydens Angel: A movie

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard "this isn't a sale at Gliks" like I control it... I'd be wayyy too rich right now

[snachel reed @snachelreed]

If God didn't want me to have a clothes problem he wouldn't have made me look good in everything

[Miranda @m_mertz1]

@ktxwoj November was a crazy time for us 😭😭