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fco baby

[snachel reed @snachelreed]

hot coffee makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside but iced coffee makes me feel better about being a bitch

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[valentine @valawakened]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:("
"lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[princess loony @loonylilli]

thinking about appetizers rn…. caprese salad…. charcuterie board…..artichoke dip…..fried pickles…..

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I would probably call people more often if they wouldn’t get a missed call notification. I love to call and I love to be called randomly but I hate knowing that a return call will be coming for me at an unknown time. I recognize this is something deeply wrong with me

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

The good news is that this has really brought my husband and I together by uniting his interests (soccer) and mine (rules, what are the rules, who decides when the rules are broken, what is the punishment for breaking the rules, what is the process for evaluating the fairness of

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

[Conor Fitzgerald @fitzfromdublin]

Thank you to Erling Haaland for teaching us what a healthy masculinity *really* looks like- kindness, friendliness, fun, being extremely tall and athletic and rich

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Sometimes I don’t charge my phone overnight so that I start the next day in “challenge mode”

[maria @ioo0zii0zi]

quando voce ta num date e percebe que mencionou sua melhor amiga pelo menos 15 vezes em menos de meia hora

[andrés @andresmiguer]

yo estresándome porque tengo un comentario que agregar a la conversación pero la persona sigue hablando y se me va a olvidar

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I really think there’s a correlation between survival mode & not decorating your home.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

I wonder if republicans realize it’s only the 250th for 13 states