Mart

Once my college advisor told me that I am comedic relief and said that's my life's purpose
CHS '18 OU '22

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

At the taco bell drive thru
Taco bell guy: hi welcome to taco bell, how are you?
Me: I'm good how are you?
Taco bell: I'm having a baja BLAST

[THE SHACK @MikesDogshackOU]

Stop coming in here with empty book bags I’m gonna deny you 😩😩😩

[Mark Cannataro Films @mcannatarofilms]

Sheriff of Chill. Concept Inspired by: Conner Mather and grantbeans2 on TikTok.
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#woody #lightyear #toystory

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

#BestBarStephens
I'd tweet it 100 times if I could

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

You guys know it's Stephens #BestBarStephens

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

Group 4:

To vote for:

@ToledoBarstool @ToledoChasers, tweet “#BestBarChasers”

@BarstoolOH @stephensoncourtst, tweet “#BestBarStephens”

@BarstoolMSU @DublinSquareEL, tweet ”#BestBarDS”

@BarstoolBlers @theriverbarchi, tweet “#BestBarRiver”

#BarstoolBestBar @OwensMixers

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

This is why they fly south for the winter

[rob cham @robcham]

Still laughing at this stupid meme

[cody @notcodyg]

something about athens just hasn’t been right since wendys on court closed

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 7,169 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Ctdqr6mPCq

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

@jordenmilliken As 👏 you 👏 should 👏

[THE SHACK @MikesDogshackOU]

Who’s a good girl 🥺🥺🥺

[Mashable @mashable]

This house can literally be built and ready for use in just hours

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

Yall ever work really hard on something but when it's looked at it is dismissed with a "good, fine". Then you're like "???? You mean I didn't have to work that hard?"

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

@HollyTrubiano @l22mia @mattxiv I just checked and you got 6.6mil views on that? 😂😭 OU is really out here getting a special spotlight lately

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

@AllieHamilton15 Push it a bit like "I bet you miss him so much too. You need another cat in your life" 😂 It would get him thinking at least I think!

[Mart @m_pahoundis]

Calling my sister while she's at work is like "give me a few minutes to run the troponin then I'll call back" and I feel smart because I know what troponin is

[Martin Dorey @campervanliving]

Dropped Maggie at uni in Bristol today. From her new room you can see the room at Bristol Children's Hospital where, 17 years earlier, she spent 6 months fighting for her life against leukaemia.

Tears of joy.

Thank you NHS.