Matthew Schildroth

Christ follower, music lover, completely clueless fool who, for some reason, is still loved and cherished by God.

[Sharon Hodde Miller @SHoddeMiller]

I have been out of the SBC for years, but as someone who wrote an entire book about the moral rot that so easily spreads beneath the veneer of “nice Christianity,” this is my final thought for the day: (1/)

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@JamilSmith @NickLaparra About the same number of ppl tho. Probably the same people, actually.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@aubclark If it makes you feel better, coffee has a net hydration. Barely.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@amazon I want to sell as an indiv, but you closed my seller account due to inactivity & the signup page is broken. Can you please fix it?

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@thebluehue_ Hey! Saw you had mentioned Fiberstore in a tweet and wanted to know if you are happy with anything you've bought from them.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@dominos we got a flyer for 50% off online orders. The add item button doesn't work. We can't order our pizza. :(

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

This week's @replyall did me in. Such a weighty story. Go listen now!

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@USPSHelp my company cant ship via the USPS API as of 4:30 CST. we get the error in the attached screenshot. Help!

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@JohnLegere @TMobile bring coverage to Iowa please! We don't have any coverage at all.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

How much tata can a cantata tata if a cantata can can tata?

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@brycelyoung @eden_deborah literally lol'd 😂

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Don’t forget to set your scales back tonight.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@mdschildy who is there even to make you feel awkward? It's not like I'm there.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@11lottie we still havent met up and it has now snowed.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@aubclark also, perhaps it would be more interesting if the food was ready and the volunteers hot?

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@aubclark why would anyone...... Just.... Why?

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@DaveRamsey just played "We Didnt Start the Fire" after a call from a lady whose home burned down. #sadlol #cruelirony #misanthropicproducer

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

@lorepodcast Have you heard about Crooked Beak and the Cannibal Birds of the Pacific Northwest Native Americans? Very interesting!

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

A killer @simple feature would be if it could automatically round up to the next dollar on purchases and dump the spare change into goals.

[Matthew Schildroth @m_schildy]

Hey @HyVee, Chris at your Cedar Falls gas station by Carlos O Kellys is fantastic. Always friendly and fun to interact with. :)