Michael Stearns

code monkey, cupcake aficionado & profanity enthusiast with really awkward tan lines

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@NibbyP next up: TSA precheck and global entry. Skip the lines.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

this guy and his bullshit are starting to sound eerily familiar.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@rachelandrew yeah, how did it end?

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@RebeccaSGross then you'd love DC. New Englanders are amateurs by comparison. #thunderdome

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

*Sees #RogueOne toys*
Me: I can't buy Star Wars toys anymore. I'm an adult now--
Me to me: Buy all of them

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@grifocx blah. the beginning of the end.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@jarednieters @grifocx @wonderwomanuk @GalGadot agreed. Been psyched for this since the first sneak peak.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

As a Jedi, I'm dedicated to protecting all life.

Except rancors.

And wampas.

And trash compactor monsters.

Basically, touch me and die.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@cryan_out_loud will holler.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@cryan_out_loud glad this worked out. i worked way too hard reading dp's texts about the insane hours he was working.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@grifocx that might be the first thing he's ever said that didn't make me want to curbstomp him.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

#fantasyfriday: if Zimmerman had confronted Luke Cage instead

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

quick question: why am i supposed to hate crocs so much?

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@grifocx i bailed. based on the first two, i didn't see a point.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@pwarner1 in fairness, if you can't be bothered to cover your 1200cp light when i approach, i will def treat you to an eyeful of mine.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@jarednieters i'm glad you can profit off my failings. :'-(

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@jarednieters ...shit.

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

@jarednieters hence the "almost"

[Michael Stearns @m_stearns]

this picture almost makes me wish i was @jarednieters.