If you think cable news anchors staying up a few nights in a row during an election is selfless and amazing, wait til you find out what night shift nurses do.
if you’re celebrating Planned Parenthood’s defunding as a win for the Pro-life movement, remember you just stripped MILLIONS of women of:
-Rape counseling referrals
-Cancer screenings
-STD testing/treatment
-Prenatal services
-Inexpensive birth control & contraceptives
PSA: looking for a future husband who will not try to talk me out of getting Taco Bell after a night of drinking but instead hypes me up and knows my order by heart. Serious inquiries only. Thx ✌🏼🌮
Men have sex with women they don't find attractive all the time cuz they're hornballs. That's why men wanting to have sex with you isn't really the flex that some women think it is.
iPhone maps trying to guess where I’m going when I get in my car like “23 min to home”...uh no thanks that’s my ex’s house, I’m just tryin to get some Taco Bell