Laibon_L

It is necessary to be a Man and a Monster. 🔆

[True Story! 🇰🇪💉 @LizzInjinia]

Overworking isn’t a badge of honour. It’s just a spectacular demonstration of poor ability to manage and delegate, or trust the people you hired to do the jobs you pay them to do. You’re not hardworking. You’re a bottleneck with a job title.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Legacy isn’t Bitcoin. It doesn’t crash when someone changes their opinion of you.

Longevity at the highest level of professional sport is a legacy on its own. You don’t remain at the top for decades by trying to please everyone. Ambition, focus & having the courage to pack your bags and leave any place that no longer wants you. 🐐 🐐 🐐

[sensitive young man @PrimeNigga]

@Mens_Corner__ If I found 50 gold bars I’d probably double count it just to make sure there’s actually 40 gold bars there. Then I’d get my wife to count again just to make sure I didn’t under count all 25 gold bars. I’d then contact the authorities to make sure I turn in all 5 gold bars.

[Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde]

Najib Balala used to go sky diving, climb mount Kenya, go zip lining and much more, to encourage people to explore Magical Kenya.
The current CS is marketing roads 🤧

We really fell off as a country

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

As received

[Lempaa Soyinka @LempaaSuyinka]

Uganda sent 5: UK sent 6: Others had between 5-10 delegates to UNGA. Your country sent a staggering 84. Weep for your taxes. Hawa wanasaga mali yetu kusaga!

Gnamokode!

[Laibon_L @m_the2nd]

@quincygitahi All in the 50s. Youth nowhere

[Laibon_L @m_the2nd]

@citizentvkenya Growing up always being told you are the leaders of tomorrow,till date. We start to ask when exactly is this tomorrow? If not now.

[Okowa Nashon @OkowaNashon]

CORRECTION: *…to be held in Nairobi.

You can’t say London then say Africa. @SkyNews

[TheBossArteta @MugwireJackson]

The new champions league trailer is Epic

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

This man is ungovernable.

Poor Cupcake man. “Tell us your gym routine?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

You can debate and have different views on who is a better football player between him and Ronaldo

But if for a second you believe Messi is more influential than Ronaldo, there is something seriously wrong with your head

Ronaldo doesn't have the entire world doing siuu for media to put up this bullsh*t on my screen 😭😭

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ruto just spent 40 minutes trying to create a false equivalence between our national values set out in the constitution and his so called “development”. Kenyans, please trust me when i tell you there is a reason the Preamble comes before Article 43. You don’t get to the “development “ clauses until and unless you have taken into account the reasons we passed this constitution in the first place. Democracy, Human Rights, Freedom, Equality, Rule of Law and Social Justice.

[Laibon_L @m_the2nd]

@Camsiyonna1 This and Nemesis. 2 movies as husband and wife

[Eric @amerix]

Protect Dangote with his investments at all costs. Kenya must move forward. Kenyans are poorer because they are consuming more than they can manufacture. Kenya needs more factories, more industries and more production, not court orders.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I feel no pressure today, Ronaldo doesn’t have anything to prove anymore

Win, You’re still my love & the GOAT
Lose, You’re still my love & the GOAT

If it’s the last time, so be it. Let’s enjoy King❤️🐐

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

🚨🗣️ José Mourinho on the refereeing in Argentina's 3-2 victory over Cape Verde:

"We are watching a script, not a football match. Cape Verde did not just play against eleven men from Argentina tonight, they played against the referee, they played against the system, and they played against the entire agenda of the tournament.

When you are a small nation, you have to be perfect to win. But when you are Argentina, you are allowed to make mistakes because the whistle will always save you. Every 50/50 challenge went one way. Every time Cape Verde built momentum, there was a convenient foul given. A 111th-minute own goal? The pressure was artificially created. It breaks my heart for Cape Verde because they were absolute warriors, but in modern football, being a warrior is not enough when the result has already been decided in an office."