public apology to everyone who tries to call and talk to me while i’m at the grocery store bc it’s like
no i’m not ignoring you it’s just that i’m so overstimulated for some reason that i can’t talk to you and pick up an onion at the same time
put on makeup this morning to feel put together working from (my parents') home; cried it all off within thirty minutes bc i cannot physically deal with how weird everything is. how's your social distancing going
Not on here tons but I'm helping coordinate relief efforts with the Nashville Tornado Volunteer Army on Facebook as one of the admins. Let me know if you hear of any upcoming volunteer projects for me to share!
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@CookOut@DrinkCheerwine I've been fasting fast food for the past month which meant I had to stop coming. But now it's done so I think I need a prize pack to celebrate my return. Just saying.
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i do a lot of things in life without caring what people think but none of them compare to the people who had the audacity to watch IT or hustlers on a plane
@mulaney Do you also love giving away Sack Lunch Bunch jackets? Because I’d give my right arm for one. Although that would make the fit of the jacket a little awkward. I’d still wear it. 🤷🏻♀️
I’m going to start making up lies when people ask me “what’s next?” in my career. Like, I’m starting a goat farm or, I’m taking a vow of silence for a year or, I’m starring in the South American tour of Inception: The Musical, and see how far the rumors get