Taylor Swift's wedding:
- 1,300 guests
- Gets married in a stadium that smells like armpit
- Walks down the aisle to her own song
- Fourth of July weekend (bc your holiday should really be about her)
- Walls, barriers, metal detectors, and hundreds of police officers
- Aerial surveillance despite allegedly not believing in borders
- Seating chart organized by net worth and streaming numbers
- Documentary crew on standby
- Custom wedding hashtag
Person with actual taste wedding:
- 150 guests
- 14th century villa in Italy
- Curated guest list
- 6 hour dinner
- Cigarettes and espresso at 2am
- Nobody finds out they got married until 6 months later
🚨REPORT: Taylor Swift forces Travis to sign a 40 page prenuptial agreement that includes an infidelity clause, costing Travis $20M per violation.
This is true love.
Holy. Shit.
Tim Walz actually just pardoned an illegal immigrant who raped a 10-year-old girl. He did it to shield him from being deported.
What the fuck is happening…
Tim Walz and this man should be hanged.
Brewers pitching in the last two games combined:
19 IP
4 H
0 ER
0 BB
27 K
It's just the second time in MLB history that a team has allowed 0 ER and 0 BB with at least 27 strikeouts in a two-game span. The other time? Also the Brewers in 2020 🤯
Miles Russell checked with a rules official to see if his dad could carry his bag on the last hole. USGA allowed it. His dad had no idea it was coming.
Beautiful stuff 🥹🥹🥹🥹