Michaela Willner

R.S.L.H.❤ ~coordinator of the chaos~ God Blessed! TAMU Alum

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

I can't get enough of you!!! Never thought I'd be the girl that falls head over heels but you make me the best me!!

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

I joke sometimes about my “geriatrics“ but my granna is the first to make sure I have the works when I say I have a deadline that might kill me. I will never actually understand how I got so lucky

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball listen i have an entire water dispensing machine. i cant help it you like you like to have 25 water bottles by your bed.

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

When asking a company what their lead time is try not to act like it’s because they are behind on orders.

We aren’t backed up we are booked… our lead time allows us to do our jobs properly

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball Get ours here

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball 40 and proud

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball How’s the gym going

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball Just trying to see if you’re lying to me

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball Every dang time

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

Well if it isn’t @RenSnowball I don’t know what is 😂

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball If you had it your way every day would be “ren day”

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball I don’t give a rat about Hannah I’m here for Miley

[MOHON @MohonEngraving]

“Hormones don’t effect your weight”

Alright, give me your thyroid then.

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@Justus_Seiber @jaclynj0nes are you still tolerating this

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

Had no idea that Justus had become a health professional all of a sudden. Ladies listen, this man knows more about your health than you or your doctor do. Please come to twitter to get the best advise for your body and eating habits.

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

You’re not overweight because of “birth control”
You’re overweight because you’re in a calorie surplus. Maybe don’t have a Dr. Pepper and a honey bun for breakfast

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@Justus_Seiber You’re right you’re so much smarter than everyone around you… so glad you have blessed us all with your knowledge

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

I got skeeter a gift from Hawaii! he may hate it but I do NOT care because he will pretend to love it 😂

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

I’m out here L.I.V.I.N.G.

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball This is how I feel regarding you, Every. Single. Day.

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

I am a strong independent woman who can’t leave the house without her sunglasses
My eyes can’t handle this sun

[Michaela Willner @m_willner4]

@RenSnowball Creep